New York improviser: Pedro  Lee

Pedro Lee

After Pedro committed a botch cow abortion he immediately churned a stray of kittens into cat butter. Despite the texture of feline cartilage, he was able to serve the kitty spread to ex inmates of San Quentin. He later learned the ways of chivalry from various spirits he encountered at a haunted brothel in Belgium. Congratulations, you have a great attention span.
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